sorry:

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

quite literally 

(Source: piupiupiupie, via effystonedd)

celibacy:

have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

(via theperksofbeingapieceofshit)

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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(via suptommeh)

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via coryy)

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

(via asvprock)

cherry-and-also-bomb:

Advice: never fall for a fuckboy.

(via argentsang)

simpleflaw:

Daily uploads here! :)

tattooed-disappointment:

wiitch-hazell:

tattooed-disappointment:

I wish people would pay me to fuck them. That would be cool

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THat I’m A PIMP LOOK AT MY INSTA BIO I CAN GET YOU WORK

YO DO IT

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
J. D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: uoa, via argentsang)


Jesus Christ - Brand New
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

(via youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk)

(Source: princessariel2323, via theperksofbeingapieceofshit)

onewastedbreath:

You need to look in the mirror and tell yourself you are beautiful. I want you to walk confidently, even if it’s only a walk to the fridge. Stand tall, do not stare at the ground. Too much is missed by not looking around. 

I want you to smell some flowers or bake some cookies or doodle a picture. Laugh at least once, but try to laugh even more if possible. 

I want you to look at the sunrise or sunset and see it’s beauty. Realize how beautiful the little things are. Live.

(via garyhiggins)

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

(via legend-of-deborah)

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